What is your favorite MATLAB related spam email?

I received this one this weekend that has to take the cake for me:

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Subject: i need your help

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Hi,

How can I enhance neural network using genetic

Best Regards,

-----------------<Name> PhD IT Candidate

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[Andrew Newell]

Why just email? Some of the posts to MATLAB Answers look just like this.

[Matt Fig]

Case in point.

http://www.mathworks.com/matlabcentral/answers/4183-code-for-locating-lisence-plate

[Andrew Newell]

Brevity is the soul of wit!

Answer 1

[Matt Fig]

Sir,

Please consider that problem.

a) Write a Matlab function that produces a fourth-order accurate Lagrange interpolation f4 (x) for a function f in the point x , given the points x0 , x1 , x2 , x3 , x4 and the values f(x0 ), f(x1 ), f(x2 ), f(x3 ), f(x4 ) .

b) Given f(?1/2 ) = ?1, f(?1/6 ) = ?1/2 , f(0) = 0, f(1/6) =1/2 , f(1/2 ) =1, show that these values indicate that f could be an odd function. Use your Matlab function to find the fourth-order interpolation at x=1/3 and the fourth-order extrapolation at x =1. Would the extrapolation be accurate (explain)? "

[Matt Tearle]

And did you consider it?

[Sean de Wolski]

That wasn't at all nostalgic from your undergrad days?!?!

[Matt Fig]

@Matt

No, I didn't. I at least want "Hello" and "plz." Also, the sender did not say that it was "Urgnt," and the message lacked the obligatory minimum of 5 exclamation points to motivate me.

@Sean de

Nostalgic? Yes. Inspiring? No.

[Sean de Wolski]

Does highlighted in red allow for few exclamation points?